(50’s radio announcer voice)
A service announcement for all of you out on the road today: today is
Bad Driving Day! Ways of celebrating Bad
Driving Day include making at least one bad driving decision every five
minutes. See someone on the road not
making a bad driving decision? Help them
out by pulling in front of them without signaling! It’ll really get them in the mood to
celebrate Bad Driving Day properly!
Remember, you don’t want to get caught driving properly on Bad Driving
Day. So don’t drive safely, drive badly!
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