Surprise! You have calluses!

That title is slightly inaccurate.  I have no idea if you have calluses.

But I do!  (not sure if I'm actually excited.  Just felt like the statement deserved more than a period)

It was to my great surprise early this morning that I ran my fingers over my hands and felt little lumps right under the top crease of my middle fingers.  I realized instantly what had happened but it was still a surprise that it had happened:  I drive so much now that I got calluses from where my hands most often touch the steering wheel.  Apparently most of the pressure and friction is on that spot.  Calluses.  Who'd of thunk?

I didn't.  

I'm just glad I didn't get blisters.  I hate blisters.