Perhaps this will make you smile.
Or maybe you're of a more literary persuasion when it comes to humor:
Or maybe you enjoy science jokes:
Or maybe you just wish that you were having a good time like these people:
I hope at least one of these things made you smile.
If they did not I must conclude that you have no sense of humor. Sorry.
Internally: (ĭn-tûr'nəl-i) Situated or existing in the interior of something; or pertaining to the inside. Dyslexic: (dĭs-lěk'sē-ə) A person subject to or having dyslexia, which commonly causes a person to read words with the letters in reverse order: fly--fyl. Internally Dyslexic: A condition which causes the reversal of common ideas and world views into humorous and interesting commentaries.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Listen up, all you folks on the road!
(50’s radio announcer voice)
A service announcement for all of you out on the road today: today is
Bad Driving Day! Ways of celebrating Bad
Driving Day include making at least one bad driving decision every five
minutes. See someone on the road not
making a bad driving decision? Help them
out by pulling in front of them without signaling! It’ll really get them in the mood to
celebrate Bad Driving Day properly!
Remember, you don’t want to get caught driving properly on Bad Driving
Day. So don’t drive safely, drive badly!
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Is she fast?
(me, driving along on my paper route this morning)
Wow, this is going great. I'm doing this really fast today--uncannily fast. It's like I'm doing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!
(yep. I really did think that)
Wow, this is going great. I'm doing this really fast today--uncannily fast. It's like I'm doing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs!
(yep. I really did think that)
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Happy Birthday!
This isn't much of a post mostly because its sole purpose is to wish Peter O'Toole a happy birthday.
Happy Birth Day Peter O'Toole! We are so very very happy you were born 80 years ago and are still alive today.
Please stay alive as long as possible.
Thanks. :)
Happy Birth Day Peter O'Toole! We are so very very happy you were born 80 years ago and are still alive today.
Please stay alive as long as possible.
Thanks. :)
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
August Movie Bonanza!!!!!
(only crazy people ever use that many exclamation points)
(huh)
It's August! And that means more movies are coming out!
Well, there's always more movies coming out. I just find it easier to think about them on a monthly basis. 'Quork?'
That made no sense. Moving on.
Bourne Legacy: Opens August 10th. You might be excited about this. You might not. There are reasonable arguments for both sides. You might be excited because this is a new Bourne movie. You might be angry because it's not actually about Jason Bourne but this new guy 'Aaron Cross' (aka Jeremy Renner whose shown himself to have very decent acting chops as well as action chops (how many chops are there? And since chops either refers to some sort of ability or your jaw area, how many jaws can you have? Freaky)) I'm excited. The Bourne series has always had good plots and good acting and good action, so I'm willing to stake some hope on it.
And the most recent trailer is awesome. Just saying.
Hope Springs: August 10th as well. This is an 'I'll watch it on DVD if at all' sort of movie. And that's based solely on it being Tommy Lee Jones. And Meryl Streep. And the premise being sort of funny and not all that bad. So yeah. I think it could be worth a little time of my life. Might even get slotted into the 'enjoyable' section. :)
Expendables 2: Ausust 17th. I don't know what you're expecting, but I hope it's not plot. I'm not expecting plot. I'm expecting explosions--lots of explosions. And knives. And guns. And cool action movie kicks. And the greatest lineup of action movie stars since Expendables 1. Shiny.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green: August 17th. A married couple who haven't been able to have a kid write down lots of wishes in a box and bury it in their backyard. Voila! A small boy covered in dirt shows up in their house and claims to be their son. Do we question this? No! It is magic! It is wonderful! It is a fairy tale that looks like lots of fun and snuggly moments. :)
Premium Rush: August 25th. Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt on a bicycle get chased around the city by an angry corrupt cop. If the trailer is anything to go on there will be cool bicycle tricks. I do not think this is a 'must see in a theater' movie, so I'll wait very patiently to see it on DVD.
Lawless: August 31st. Period movie! Prohibition! Tom Hardy and Shia Lebeof selling illegal liquor! Lots of machine guns and angry government people in cool suits and hats! Yep. Again, not much of a 'must see now' sort of thing--I think--but this is one I'll be waiting a little more impatiently for.
August movie bonanza!
(huh)
It's August! And that means more movies are coming out!
Well, there's always more movies coming out. I just find it easier to think about them on a monthly basis. 'Quork?'
That made no sense. Moving on.
Bourne Legacy: Opens August 10th. You might be excited about this. You might not. There are reasonable arguments for both sides. You might be excited because this is a new Bourne movie. You might be angry because it's not actually about Jason Bourne but this new guy 'Aaron Cross' (aka Jeremy Renner whose shown himself to have very decent acting chops as well as action chops (how many chops are there? And since chops either refers to some sort of ability or your jaw area, how many jaws can you have? Freaky)) I'm excited. The Bourne series has always had good plots and good acting and good action, so I'm willing to stake some hope on it.
And the most recent trailer is awesome. Just saying.
Hope Springs: August 10th as well. This is an 'I'll watch it on DVD if at all' sort of movie. And that's based solely on it being Tommy Lee Jones. And Meryl Streep. And the premise being sort of funny and not all that bad. So yeah. I think it could be worth a little time of my life. Might even get slotted into the 'enjoyable' section. :)
Expendables 2: Ausust 17th. I don't know what you're expecting, but I hope it's not plot. I'm not expecting plot. I'm expecting explosions--lots of explosions. And knives. And guns. And cool action movie kicks. And the greatest lineup of action movie stars since Expendables 1. Shiny.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green: August 17th. A married couple who haven't been able to have a kid write down lots of wishes in a box and bury it in their backyard. Voila! A small boy covered in dirt shows up in their house and claims to be their son. Do we question this? No! It is magic! It is wonderful! It is a fairy tale that looks like lots of fun and snuggly moments. :)
Premium Rush: August 25th. Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt on a bicycle get chased around the city by an angry corrupt cop. If the trailer is anything to go on there will be cool bicycle tricks. I do not think this is a 'must see in a theater' movie, so I'll wait very patiently to see it on DVD.
Lawless: August 31st. Period movie! Prohibition! Tom Hardy and Shia Lebeof selling illegal liquor! Lots of machine guns and angry government people in cool suits and hats! Yep. Again, not much of a 'must see now' sort of thing--I think--but this is one I'll be waiting a little more impatiently for.
August movie bonanza!
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Plethora of Possums
And you know what that means--
More Possum Haikus!
Little Possum rush--
you have things to do tonight,
like not getting killed.
I slow for possum
he reverses direction
I must wait longer.
Possum foraging--
have you found anything good
that you want to eat?
Slink away Possum
into the tall grass and hide
from the death that drives.
More Possum Haikus!
Little Possum rush--
you have things to do tonight,
like not getting killed.
I slow for possum
he reverses direction
I must wait longer.
Possum foraging--
have you found anything good
that you want to eat?
Slink away Possum
into the tall grass and hide
from the death that drives.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Na na na na na na na na BatFail!
Yes. That's supposed to be a Batman symbol. I think.
And here's another lovely picture of something I pass everyday while I work:
Or as I prefer to call it: Ood Way. This way to the Oods! This is the Ood way of living! Only Oods live here!
Quite right too.
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