Traffic is Evil!!!!

I wanted to go to the chiropractor's.  Simple, easy, 30 minute drive.

For instant chaos, just add rain. 

Immediately half the world forgets how to drive properly and accidents are springing up like mushrooms in a boy's shower. 

Where am I?

Driving down the highway blissfully unaware of the horror I'm about to enter.  For an entire hour.  (it should have only taken 10-15 minutes)

There was a really big accident on 395 today--so big that they closed down the southbound lanes and shunted everyone off onto rt 32.  Which then became as proper a mess as any god of Chaos could wish.  Because they also had accidents and stoplights and more than usual numbers of people driving on it because the main highway was closed.

Traffic is evil.

Really really evil.

And all I want to do is curl up under my covers and never come out again.  Unless someone offers to take me to see Avengers.  But they'd better be driving.