Arghle.

You should be sleeping.
Why?
Because you are tired.
What has that to do with the price of peas in Persopolis?   I'm already awake--being awake is more fun than sleeping.
Your logic is horrible.  Go to sleep.  Return with greater insight and better logic that is unimpaired by lack of sleep.
You just used logic and sleep twice.
See?  Even I need sleep.  Stop delaying.
But there are so many things I could do--
No!  No things!  Sleep!
Bossy-pants.
Your insults are puny.  Your creativity is sadly...sadly...
Right back atcha.
See what I mean?