I say this because he gave me a Steampunk dental tool.
See?
I don't think that was his intention, but what else am I to think when I get given a copper looking metal tool-y thing that looks like an obscure sort of probe or mini-blowtorch?
The mundane definition for it is a tool for cleaning your gums and the areas around your teeth. Yay healthy teeth.
I prefer to think I'm dressed in a dashingly brown coat studded with rivets and I'm trapped in the iron fortress of Gaspard Henessey and I have only my easily concealed mini-blowtorch to help me escape.
That's a far more entertaining picture than me sitting on my computer picking my teeth.
Sorry.
(oh! And my name could be something exciting like Riviera Washington, or Four-Shadow Sue. So much more fun!)
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