Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Wednesday Word: Murgatroyd

For all of you fascinated readers who are looking at your screens in confusion: no, Murgatroyd is not a word.  Spellcheck keeps trying to insist that I mean purgatory.  And as a point of interest, spellcheck does not recognize itself as a word.  Ha.

I do wish to raise the question however: Is a name a word?  Names qualify as nouns, and nouns are words, so are names words?  Not in the conventional sense, I know, but do they qualify? 

For the purpose of me having something to write a blog about, I will arbitrarily say yes.  :)

Murgatroyd!

It's a name!  Not a very common one, though, although I think it should get a comeback soon.  Mostly because it sounds like a 50 foot tall destroyer robot.

'Look out!  It's the Murgatroyd!!!!!'
'Aieee!!'
'Aaaaahhhh!!'
cue lots more screaming and running away.
someone gets stepped on.
laser eyes blow up a house.

You know, all the standard destroyer robot stuff. 

And even if the kid hates being called an awesome destroyer robot name, there's even a good nickname: Troy.  Troy's pretty solid as names go, and it's not overused either. 

That's it.  It's settled.  One of you must now go out and name one of your future children Murgatroyd.  Preferably a boy.  It would just be too cruel to saddle a girl with that name.

And Happy Birth Day to Hugo Weaving and Robert Downey Jr!  You make fun movies!  Thanks!

But on a slightly sadder note, if we could all take a moment to remember our favorite Heath Ledger movie, because today was also his birthday.  We miss you, Heath.  

1 comment:

  1. First: spellcheck thinks Murgatroyd should be purgatory. That is superb.

    Second: I've always thought Murgatroyd was a woman's name. I know it's a cruel one to call a girl, but I've never ever thought it was a boy's name. I wonder why.

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