Wednesday Word: Illegal

(I wish to insert a small note and say that something should really be done about the capital I.  In many print forms it looks just like the letter l.  This could be confusing.  That is all)

All right, all right you know the drill by now.  Say Illegal.

Illegal.

Illegal.

Once you get into a rhythm, the word Illegal starts sounding an awful lot like a submarine klaxon.  'Owooga.  Owooga.  Illegal.  Illegal.'

I personally believe that shops etc. should be outfitted with klaxons that say Illegal, that go off whenever a crime is committed.  We can even install it as a car alarm: far more fitting to have your car shouting 'Illegal!  Illegal!' when someone is trying to break into it. 

This would make the world a better place.  

Or at least more interesting.

But, you know, better.