Thursday Apology

I am so sorry that I didn't post today.  And by today I mean Thursday, even though I'm now posting very early Friday morning.  I didn't have time to post this morning (Thursday morning) and I was gone all day and couldn't post until I got home.  (which is just now).

Please accept my apology.

And because you are all such wonderful people and deserve a laugh at my expense, I'll show you some of the truly appallingly strange things I've said over the years.

'It's times like this I wish I could levitate.'

'How did the weather feel today?'

'Aliens are people too!'
-No, they're not.

'You're not crazy, I just see things.'

'It's not a cd, it's mental.'

'I wouldn't hit you that hard with a hammer.'

'Oh!  So that's what is sounds like when you electrify a cello!'

'If you look up at the clouds, it looks like they're falling down instead of sideways.'

'An alligator ate my amigdala.  I want to be afraid, but I can't.'



Enjoy.  And for all you who know me, feel free to remind me of any I've missed.  :)